What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 07:39

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
From Russia With Love
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.